Fun ways of gettig rid of cane toads?

My property is riddled with cane toads and i dont know what to do about it. What are some fun ways to get rid of them? I’ve heard of golf clubs but there’s something else that you pour on them to make them explode.
To all those people who said i’m cruel – i forgot to add something since i moved into my property cane toads have killed 4 of my dogs, 12 of my cattle, and has temporarily blinded my cat twice.

well i live in qld and we have a lot of fun way to torture and kill those little ferall beasts
1) dig a a hole 2 foot deep w8 for toads to fallin pour down petrol and light it up
2)get a seringe and fill with fuel/diesel and put down toads throat and fill stomach then light the mouth and watch the toad burn inside out
3)fire crackers this is the most amusing shove down throat or up anal and watch them explode
pour salt into mouth and die of thirst
if u pour fuel on them and the light them be carefull cause the hopaway whilst on fire
once me and my mate used a nail gun and nailed toads to trees through the head and the little buggers survived for 3-4 days

man iom with u all the way on the killing of toads they should be killed a painful and slow as possible

hate them took lives of my dogs my cat and blinded my mate in 1 eye permantly so yeah im with u on this topic

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15 Responses to Fun ways of gettig rid of cane toads?

  1. Syncasta says:

    your a sad, sad, man, who will grow old and alone………..
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  2. SkaterGirl182 says:

    you are mean and cruel
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  3. skitz-kid says:

    bungers are always fun
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  4. debbiemonaco says:

    you have serious problems, i hope karma swiftly kicks you in your posterior end.
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  5. Bambie C says:

    You will come back as a frog and I hope someone squashes you!!!!! Get a hobby better than that one.You are killing way to many brain cells thinking about it and I don’t think you have many to spare.
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    Frog Lover!!!!

  6. David B says:

    I’m not 100% sure, but I think if you put an antiseptic on them, eg Dettol, they go nuts, and die. Don’t be put off by response saying you are cruel etc. They probably live in Stdney or similar and have no idea of the havoc cane toads do to native Australian fauna and flora.
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  7. Mango says:

    get a hammer and go smash!
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  8. Emma says:

    I don’t know of anything that makes them explode but a lot of people in QLD either use salt on their backs or a golf club.
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  9. Jeox (KK) says:

    how did they manage killing cattle?
    Unless you have cows that bite at them.

    personally, since you like killing things in a cruel way, try eating one. lol
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  10. Pinky says:

    I feel so sorry for you! The worst memories of my recent camping trip to the Northern Territory were of cane toads. Our tour guide picked them up carefully, hit them on their head and threw them onto the campfire only to watch them blow up and explode – pretty cruel.
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  11. Shade says:

    Shoot them, if you enjoy hunting/shooting.
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  12. Berrysparkles says:

    Revenge is NEVER an excuse for cruelty.
    Its just like culling, its not the animals fault that they reproduce.
    Just think about how you would feel if you were killed because there were too many of your species. Especially cruelly.
    If you are going to argue what else can we do?
    Simple desex them, get trainee vets or uni students to practice surgery and relocate. Next generation will be significantly reduced.
    Sorry extremely passionate about animal rights.
    Do live in Australia and understand its an incredibly serious problem, but there is always another solution and it shouldn’t have to be done painfully.
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  13. shrew says:

    don’t be a d!(# ffs toads are animals too. sure they’re pests but so are humans.
    My property is riddled with them too. I don’t kill them accept with my car sometimes, but if you want to get rid of them catch them and freeze them, its more humane.
    Wanting to make them explode is animal torture and you should see a psychiatrist about impulses to do those things.
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    living in the far north of Australia where cane toads are rife

  14. big gun says:

    well i live in qld and we have a lot of fun way to torture and kill those little ferall beasts
    1) dig a a hole 2 foot deep w8 for toads to fallin pour down petrol and light it up
    2)get a seringe and fill with fuel/diesel and put down toads throat and fill stomach then light the mouth and watch the toad burn inside out
    3)fire crackers this is the most amusing shove down throat or up anal and watch them explode
    pour salt into mouth and die of thirst
    if u pour fuel on them and the light them be carefull cause the hopaway whilst on fire
    once me and my mate used a nail gun and nailed toads to trees through the head and the little buggers survived for 3-4 days

    man iom with u all the way on the killing of toads they should be killed a painful and slow as possible

    hate them took lives of my dogs my cat and blinded my mate in 1 eye permantly so yeah im with u on this topic
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  15. David J says:

    Pour salt on them. Also if you flick a ciggarette in front of them just right they will quickly flick there tongue out and swallow it. this works even better with small fire crackers cause they blow up. They are also fun for practising your golf or hockey swing.
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    Im the product of a mispent youth in Queensland